This is the story of two elderly people living in a mobile home park in Florida .
He was a widower and she a widow.
They had known each other for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper at the Club House. The widower and the widow went with two other singles.
They had a wonderful evening and spirits were high.
The widower sent a few admiring glances across the table and the widow smiled coyly back at him.
Finally he plucked up his courage to ask her,
"Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered,
"Yes, Yes I Will."
The meal ended with a few more pleasant exchanges and they went to their respective homes.
The next morning the widower was troubled.
Did she say Yes or did she say No?
He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall.
He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank.
He remembered asking the question, but for the life of him could not recall her response.
With fear and trepidation, he picked up the phone and called her.
First he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.
As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her:
"When I asked if you would marry me, did you say Yes or did you say No?"
"Why you silly man, I said Yes Yes I will. And I meant it with all my heart."
The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.
Then she continued.......................
"And I am so glad you called, because I couldn't remember who asked me."
1 comment:
I didn't see it coming! The classic Jewish joke!
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