Do good looks guarantee anything?

Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first one to go into the pearly gates and meet "G-d".

"Hello Sarah, it is so nice to see you here" G-d said to her. "Please make yourself at home and do whatever you want. Slide down the rainbows, sleep on the clouds, just have fun. BUT DON'T Step on the ducks" G-d said. "We love and cherish ducks here".

So, Sarah goes on her merry way and enjoys herself. Until OOPS! She steps on a duck. Suddenly the ugliest, most hideous man pops up and Sarah realized she must spend the rest of her life with him.

Next, Olivia goes into the pearly gates and G-d tells her the same thing. "Do whatever you want, just DON'T step on the ducks". So, Olivia goes on her way and OPPS! She steps on a duck. And she, too has to spend the rest of her life with a ugly, hideous man.

The last friend, Jenn, goes to meet G-d and he tells her the same thing. "DON'T STEP on the ducks".

Finally, a few weeks later, Olivia and Sarah are with their ugly men and they run into Jenn. And Jenn is with the most gorgeous guy that anyone has ever seen.

"How did you get so lucky and get such a hot guy"? Sarah asked her.

And the gorgeous guy looks up and says "I stepped on a Duck"!

Is this a joke? Is it not the real thing here and now?

Most of the good looking men and women do not seem to be matching up. When they do, very few are truly humble and happy with what they have.

What makes today's times different is that many people think they can choose today more than once upon a time. They think that one can "click" on matches suggested to them and the match will be there begging. They think there are endless handsome men and/or gorgeous women lined up waiting just for them. They are mad at us matchmakers why we are not banging down the doors 24/7.

In all reality, women who are above average weight do not have a fighting chance. Even the above average weight men want only thin women.

What are we supposed to tell these "above average weight" women?