Tuesday, January 30, 2007

$50,000 funeral

Chaim died. His will provided $50,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed, his wife, Sarah, turned to her oldest friend.

"Well, I'm sure Chaim would be pleased," she said.

I'm sure you're right," replied Rachel, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?"

"All of it," said Sarah. "Fifty thousand."

"No!" Rachel exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $50,000 ?"

Sarah answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the shul. The shiva food and drinks are another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone."

Rachel computed quickly. "$42,500 for a memorial stone? Oy VEH, how big is it?!"

"Two and a half carats".

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