Kalmen was in trouble

Kalmen was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect something nice in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 under 6 seconds. The next morning Kalmen got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale

Kalmen has been missing since Monday.