Social Semantics Updated............:-)

Refresher for many of you..

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
* 40-ish..................................49.
* Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic...............................No breasts.
* Average looking.....................Moooo.
* Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
* Feminist...............................Fat.
* Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
* Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
* New-Age...............................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned................. ......No B.J.'s
* Open-minded.........................Desperate.
* Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional...........................Bitch.
* Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
* Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
* Yes.....................................No
* No......................................Yes
* Maybe.................................No
* We need...............................I want
* I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk......................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead........................You better not
* Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
* You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
> > > * I am hungry...........................I am hungry
> > > * I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
> > > * I am tired..............................I am tired
> > > * Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
> > > * I love you..............................Let's have sex now
> > > * I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
> > > * May I have this dance?................I'd like to have sex with you.
> > > * Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
> > > * Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
> > > * Can I take you out to dinner? ........I'd like to have sex with you.
> > > * I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay