Birth Control Pills ?

The Doctor that had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her
life finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all
the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young Doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as
he realized she had a prescription for Birth Control Pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are Birth Control Pills?" "Yes, they
help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes dear, I know
that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it with the glass of
orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... and believe
me, it helps me sleep at night."

YOU GOTTA LOVE GRANDMAS!!!! (smart old bird