Wednesday, April 05, 2006

I am ready to marry a frog

Moshe was very frustrated and told his friend Yakov, "I can't take this dating business anymore, I am ready to marry a frog."

To this Yakov replied, "Why don't you kiss the frog and it will turn into a princess?"

"Can't", said Moshe, "She is shomer negiah."

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