HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN NOW:**HOW TO REFER TO WOMEN NOW:

I would not usually post something like this. The language is not exactly "heimishe". What I did like about it is the creativeness of being able to use positive communication if one wants to? Although I do realize here the intent might not have been so, but it could have been.

The other point here is, if we do have this "hostile" view of each opposite gender, is it any wonder that we can not connect? In fact many accept the following as fact, which is kind of sad.

Is there a way that we can can focus on the positive side of us, and bring out the better side of each other?

HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN NOW:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
3. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
4. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
5. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
6. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
7 He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
8. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
9. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
10. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

HOW TO REFER TO WOMEN NOW:

1. She is not a "BABE", "LADY" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED CANADIAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."