Friday, March 24, 2006

Jewish dating ads

Shochet, owns successful butcher shop in Midwest. Doesn't believe women should be treated like a piece of meat.

Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion is not important.

Sincere rabbinical student, Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av, Taanah Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar B'Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane.

Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman.

Nice Jewish guy, No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.

Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please.

Jewish businessman, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker.

Israeli professor, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.

I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart. Share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please.

Jewish Princess, seeks successful businessman of any major Jewish denomination: hundreds, fifties, twenties.

Desparately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK.

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